"Chuck"

When Chuck was a young bird like creature thingy he attended the University of Harvard Jr.

Chuck was about 3 years deep with a perfect 4.0 until one day one of his class mates said "Hey Chuck, do you wanna skip class today and go to taco bell?"

Chuck had never skipped class a day in his life, nor would he ever think about it.

But chuck said "You know what... lets do it..."

And thus was the beginning of the end of chucks perfect life.

Chuck went to taco bell that day and ate a fuck ton.

In fact he ate so much he immediately became enthralled with the idea of taco bell being the most important thing in his life.

Wheres chuck now?

At taco bell of course, everyday.

In fact he has every sauce packets thats been released.

You know the ones with the little words?

Yeah, congrats Chuck.