"Greyson The Troll"
Greyson lives under a bridge where he is fascinated by crabs.
The Crustaceans...
He is completely involved in watching them scuttle in and out of the water.
And ABSOLUTELY loves watching them pinch their claws together.
Some would say "What the hell... Why?"
Well for Greyson, it's the simple things in life like little water creatures who walk sideways and drink out of sponges or some shit.
I dunno.