"Stanford The Slug"
Stanford the Slug has an issue where he constantly sees a variety of colors.
It confuses the shit out of him to a point where he self medicates by drinking a shit ton so when he passes out, the colors begin to fade away.
Once Stanford wakes up from his drunken stupor he has about 22 minutes of calm colorless life to enjoy.
Then it starts all over.
Again and again...
Poor little fellar.