"Worm Wood"

Worm Wood has always had a problem.

His problem was he was addicted to caffeine.

He knew that sleep was a waste of time.

Worm Wood could accomplish so much more in his life if he could stay awake forever.

So Worm Wood drinks anything and everything caffeinated. 

He tweaks out so much and shakes he always looks like he is vibrating.

But at least he's productive and never has to sleep.

In fact Worm wood hasn't slept in 27 days.

Damn, son.